OK, I’m single again, dammit. As many know, it’s damned hard to find a nice girl who doesn’t freak out at what we like to do, the pictures we make, the things we see. I’m tired of, “Honey, don’t go back to X,” especially when X is Northern Iraq or Thailand. OK, Baghdad’s tricky, but Erbil?

I’d like to propose the LS start its own “matchmaker”. If any group needs a better way to find a date, it’s us. Find me a ICRC IHL investigator and I’ll be happy.