i recently finished a story with my journalist friend then send it to some editors. at he beginning, i was like a rooster and was gonna wake up the world next morning and i started checking my mail box, cell phone and all other stuff in every minute rotatingly. but the following mornings and nights and days and fortnights there was totaly nothing happened and nobody woke up. then i checked the calender and there was not any two weeks long weekend. so since i am very intelligent person. i sniffed that something was wrong. since i don’t have that much intelligence, i could’t find the reason. cause i at least should have get some ’’no’’ or ‘’you bastard, get the fuck out of my mail box’’ or ‘’you idiot, go cock-a-doodle-doo at far away from my ears’’ reply, let alone big or tiny ‘’yes, we would like to publish this masterpiece!!’’ answer. just a minute ago i suddenly thought that maybe the sleeping one is me. so, (a big one) is there anybody out there to wake me up with his or her “becauses”. and if there will not anybody ’’be’’ to do this favor, i am afraid i ll have to twink myself and hopefully i will scream like ‘’i twink and get the pain, therefore i am’’
thank you very much.