American Airline Vouchers for sale

Okay—-you have probably fallen into the most skeptical forum groups known to modern mankind up to this moment on this planet——the press photographer—-

“I can get you a spot in front of the stage.”
“Come around the back/front/side/top/bottom…and I’ll make sure you can get in.”
“He/She won’t leave any later/earlier, so you can easily get the shot before/during/after.”
“You can reach me on my cell anytime/today/tonite/tomorrow/in 15-20-30 minutes, I know you are on deadline.”
“No problem, we’ll be ready for photos.”
“We can get you in and out fast, no worries.”
“Oh yes, he/she/we/they love photographers, he/she/we/they do this all the time.”
“He/she/we/they know you are coming.”

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“Yes, that credential will get you everywhere you want to go”. (this said while you look around and see that the photographers who are regulars all have a different color pass).

“the shuttle that will take you there run every five to ten minutes”.

“In order to expedite security set take all your equipment off and set it down on the ground.” (“ground” is a powdery dusty parking lot)

(on the telephone) “The man you need to talk to is in transit right now. He’ll check in from Los Angeles and I’ll give him your name and he’ll call you right away”.

ron (no last name, location, phone number, biography, reference) says, “I have four vouchers for America Airlines I need to sell. Expirations on different dates to 2013. $300 and $400. You are welcome to one or all for the right price”.

I forgot:

“Oh yeah, feel free to park right here.”
“Just tell the guy/girl/gal/nurse/officer/security/attendant/guard your name, you are on the list.”

Ron, John and David are such cynics it is disgusting. Send me the vouchers and I will pay you for them. You can trust me- I am the Emperor of Ice Cream.

I’m not saying it’s impossible that this particular gentleman is a fraud, but generally, people who try to sell vouchers or “buddy passes” on the internet will always want to stay anonymous.
All airlines have strict rules against giving away passes to anyone other than family or very close friends, and an employee caught selling one for money is likely to lose their job.

Barry – check in at Chinatown Ice Cream Factory. I’m sure he’s already sent those vouchers to you at their address.