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Fixer required on the moon.

Hi I am looking for a fixer on the moon.

Can anyone recommended a good fixer. He or she must be able to speak moonish and have verifiable references.

by Mendax Mondial at 2014-03-20 10:28:59 UTC | Bookmark | | Report spam→

and don’t forget should be cheap too

by richard sobol | 20 Mar 2014 14:03 | | Report spam→
Where do you want to travel? To the bright or to the dark side of the moon?

by Franz Hollweck | 21 Mar 2014 00:03 | | Report spam→
Dear Mendax,

I am delighted to work with you. I have a solar experience that goes beyond the moon all the way to the Milky Way. Our work includes every single planet and satellite, discovered and undiscovered. We provide lunar as well as solar transportation at a premium.

Lunar pounds are required to confirm your reservation.

Cheers,

The Solar Galaxy’s Leading Ambassador to the Moon

by Ahmed Seddik | 21 Mar 2014 06:03 | Cairo , Egypt | | Report spam→
Forgot to mention that I have a celestial command of both Lunar and Solar. I am working on Galactic language too.

by Ahmed Seddik | 21 Mar 2014 06:03 | Cairo , Egypt | | Report spam→
Ahmed, my main concern of traveling without a fixer is I might find the local Moon dialects confusing not to mention the difficulty I would have in finding a good restaurant. Would you be able to help with this?

by Barry Milyovsky | 21 Mar 2014 14:03 | New York, United States | | Report spam→
You see I have assembled a fine team of linguists. In a sense we have been able to master every Lunar dialect up there. We have compiled the first Lunar-English/ English-Lunar Dictionary. It will be available soon to download as an App on the iMoon. I will take you to my favorite moon restaurant, it is Montaurant.

by Ahmed Seddik | 21 Mar 2014 15:03 | Cairo , Egypt | | Report spam→

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Mendax Mondial, Mendax Mondial
[location unknown]
richard sobol, photojournalist, author richard sobol
photojournalist, author
(www.richardsobol.com)
[undisclosed location].
Franz Hollweck, photographer Franz Hollweck
photographer
[undisclosed location].
Ahmed Seddik, Producer and Translator Ahmed Seddik
Producer and Translator
(Producer and Translator )
Cairo , Egypt
Barry Milyovsky, totally unprofessional Barry Milyovsky
totally unprofessional
(emperor of ice cream )
New York , United States


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