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Professional Hero seeks squire/camera man for mission to save Darfur

Your main duties will be camera man type work but also include various other support tasks. A squire is kind of like a sidekick although they were the sidekicks for knights errant and I’m more of a knight errant type professional hero than a suit and tights Batman type hero. No experience is necessary as I will train the right person and teach you everything you need to know.

Here is what you will get if you choose this job:

-    Guaranteed millions of dollars
-    Become internationally renowned mythic legend
-    Skyrocket to the upper stratospheres of fame overnight
-    Maybe even split the Nobel Peace Prize
-    Have helped save thousands of lives

more info either on New York Craigslist or on the Heroic Destiny Squad’s Webpage.

by [a former member] at 2005-12-06 12:27:38 UTC (ed. Mar 12 2008 ) Lausanne , Switzerland | Bookmark | | Report spam→

I’ll do it.

by Mike Schneider | 06 Dec 2005 13:12 | Woodstock, Canada | | Report spam→
would i get a cape?

by Dominic Bracco II | 06 Dec 2005 13:12 | | Report spam→
Does the definition include heroine? And can the side-kick wear the suit and tights? To be honest, i don’t get this. Seems like a sick joke.

by Jenny Lynn Walker | 06 Dec 2005 14:12 (ed. Dec 6 2005) | That would be telling, United Kingdom | | Report spam→
ok, let’s do it

by Piotr Slosarski | 06 Dec 2005 14:12 | Warsaw, Poland | | Report spam→
I think this is Matthais’s way of telling us that’s he really superhero Cloud Starchaser. I, for one, am mighty impressed. We are all honored that he’s a member of the LS community. Good Luck with your endeavor Mr Starchaser. And be safe!

by Ron Wurzer | 07 Dec 2005 14:12 (ed. Dec 7 2005) | Seattle, United States | | Report spam→
Hey, will a sidekick who’s already been to Darfur and has the cips and pictures to prove it do? Although, I’d prefer a more desert-friendly outfit than tights and spandex.

by Levon Sevunts | 07 Dec 2005 17:12 | Montreal, Canada | | Report spam→
I will lend my talents to this project. I would love to be your squire/sidekick. while I don’t  look good in tights and have no real  squiring skills i am good with cameras and am handy with a sword. more over I feel a great need to change the world and if a get laid and make a million dollars in the process well WTH why not.

by Riaz Mesbah | 07 Dec 2005 19:12 | Madison, WI, United States | | Report spam→
Since my original post seems to have been somewhat ambiguous (i got pm’s asking me if indeed needed an assistant, which is unfortunately not the case, to go to sudan, where i don’t have plans to travel in the near future) some clearing up seems necessary : To my great dismay, I am not a super-hero, and not a member of the heroic destiny squad, neither do i know them. They are the only ones who can answer questions regarding capes, spandex, or other accessories. You can reach them either via the Craigslist ad or their website.

by [former member] | 08 Dec 2005 02:12 | Lausanne, Switzerland | | Report spam→
Hi Matthias, thanks for unravelling the mystery. Hope the sun is shining in Lausanne today.

by Jenny Lynn Walker | 08 Dec 2005 03:12 | London, United Kingdom | | Report spam→
I think someones been doing too many mind expansive drugs.

by Max Dallman | 08 Dec 2005 18:12 | Florida, Tampa Area, United States | | Report spam→
hey man, no pulitzer no go.

by [former member] | 24 Mar 2006 03:03 | Istanbul, Turkey | | Report spam→
More info please.

by Paul Treacy | 24 Mar 2006 14:03 | | Report spam→

Here is your squire. Photo perilously copyrighted ericamcdonald 2006.

by [former member] | 24 Mar 2006 19:03 (ed. Mar 28 2006) | Brooklyn, NY, United States | | Report spam→
Haha… pretty funny…pretty pertinent. photographers disguised as heroes and messengers of the true (sic!)….universal truths?

by JP | 25 Mar 2006 13:03 | PARIS, France | | Report spam→
have cape….will travel

by [former member] | 26 Mar 2006 04:03 | East Coast, Australia | | Report spam→

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Mike Schneider, Photojournalist Mike Schneider
Woodstock , Canada
Dominic Bracco II, gringo Dominic Bracco II
Mexico City , Mexico
Jenny Lynn Walker, Homo Sapien Jenny Lynn Walker
Homo Sapien
London , United Kingdom
Piotr Slosarski, Piotr Slosarski
Warsaw , Poland
Ron Wurzer, Photographer, Raconteur Ron Wurzer
Photographer, Raconteur
Seattle , United States
Levon Sevunts, Writer/Journalist/Produce Levon Sevunts
Montreal , Canada
Riaz Mesbah, Overworked Student Riaz Mesbah
Overworked Student
(bon vivant)
Bowling Green, Ky , United States
Max Dallman, Young Photographer Max Dallman
Young Photographer
Tarpon Springs, Floirda , United States
Paul  Treacy, Photographer Paul Treacy
London , United Kingdom ( LGW )
Rio De Janeiro , Brazil


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